David went to prom this spring

with a few good friends and a fistful of bling

to the kid at the restaurant who called my son a fag

i know your life is a mediocre drag

but i hope and i pray and heap burning coals on you

that maybe someday you’ll find the courage to be true

to wear diamonds and rubies and weird sunglasses

to let your chest hair burst forth

and sport all kinds of silly ‘staches

’cause life is more fun when you live it in style

and David my son, you’re the coolest of childs…

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